Micki -- Discretion is the better part of valor. I must, therefore, respectfully decline your enticing offer (challenge?).
The truth is:
(1) Mama HATES my oldCorvetteitis (the serious kind of hate); thinks I'm a gunna keel myself in one. Is there a better way to go????? Methinks not.
(2) I know if I test drove a new one, I'd HAVETA have one.
(3) I no can afford to provide proper care and feeding of two Vettes. I already have four cars and only two of us to drive 'em. Plus, I'm semi-retired and trying to D-O-W-N-S-I-Z-E.
So . . . I'll just keep drooling. Good news, crusin' with the tops off the shark keeps the drool off my shirt!
Happy motorin', girlfren'. I'll take you up on another challenge some other day!
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