......... wishing you all safe travel and a Happy Thanksgiving! (don't forget your 2xl sweat pants)
Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
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"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"
Jimmy B.
Just can't wait to get on the road again.
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finally arrived and rarin' to ride
- SAVE THE WAVE -
Lifetime Member #116
Dave's '82
HAPPY THANKGIVING
TO ALL OUR C3 FRIENDSA young man named Ebo received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the birds' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Ebo tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, Ebo was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Ebo shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. Ebo, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Ebo quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Ebo's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
Ebo was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (Ebo, I hope you don't mind my sharing about this)