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Re: Beavers (17/27)
 5/9/12 12:46pm
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Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon And said Recognize that smell? Smells like seven layers, That beaver eats Taco Bell.
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows. He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek, [ But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis Now he ain't pi$$ed for a week.
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver, And she stuck him up in the air. Said I sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair. Now the beaver once slept for seven days And it gave us all an awful fright. So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the basterd tried to bite me. Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine.

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Re: Beavers (18/27)
 5/9/12 12:52pm
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Wacko Just put a piece of white sandwich bread around his kisser and keep them needles in check. Ouch

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Re: Beavers (19/27)
 5/9/12 1:00pm
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Now take note all....................This is coming from one of our moderators..........??? ErmmLOLWacko

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Re: Beavers (20/27)
 5/9/12 1:03pm
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I'm sorry...but if you think that is somehow "dirty", then that's on you....and your derty mind....
It's just a silly little story about a gurl and her pet beaver....Tongue

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Re: Beavers (21/27)
 5/9/12 1:10pm
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Re: Beavers (22/27)
 5/9/12 2:45pm
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Opps..........sorry Jethro. Thought ya was talkin bout some southern blunt suckin candy blowin beaver peekin car bumpin carny outa New Orleans with a couple bruised kiwis............... My bad.........Confused 

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Re: Beavers (23/27)
 5/9/12 3:16pm
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Re: Beavers (24/27)
 5/9/12 3:18pm
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my7t1 said: Now take note all....................This is coming from one of our moderators..........??? ErmmLOLWacko


Yeah I really expected that comming from Larry (corvette440) but not Sir Joel.......Big smile
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Re: Beavers (25/27)
 5/9/12 4:13pm
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I thought he SCUSED himself.

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Re: Beavers (26/27)
 5/10/12 3:40pm
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ebo said:
my7t1 said: Now take note all....................This is coming from one of our moderators..........??? ErmmLOLWacko


Yeah I really expected that comming from Larry (corvette440) but not Sir Joel.......Big smile
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Re: Beavers (27/27)
 5/10/12 9:11pm
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ebo said:
my7t1 said: Now take note all....................This is coming from one of our moderators..........??? ErmmLOLWacko


Yeah I really expected that comming from Larry (corvette440) but not Sir Joel.......Big smile
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But Ebo made me,Wink make Joel do it!

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