That you should not use your girlfriends pilates/exercise mat as an under-car work mat, and then drip gasoline on it and don't say anything untill she uses it for exercise class.

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Corvettes and women are the same...You want to make love to them but they keep breaking down.

Then there is cleaning parts in her favorite tupperware.  Didn't go too well. 

Ok Dennis, now that we know you can write, how's about writing the next Chrome Bumper story for Shark Bytes!!!???

Don't use her funnels........either......

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Try using a cooking pot to clean 60 year old cosmoline off an old surplus rifle bolt. Basically what happens is the wife gets a new pot

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 Debbie reaction to this is "How about wife gets new husband?"   

Try running carburator parts through her dishwasher.....using it as a parts washer really gets to my wife. I don't know why.

Don't use her oven to bake that new powder coated intake, either...
and..don't use the turkey baster to put brake fluid in the master cyl...

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And do not even think about using the bathtub to clean parts!!!!

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[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]Don't use her oven to bake that new powder coated intake, either...
and..don't use the turkey baster to put brake fluid in the master cyl... [/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]Don't use her oven to bake that new powder coated intake, either...
and..don't use the turkey baster to put brake fluid in the master cyl... [/QUOTE]

I didn't powder coat, but I did put my valve covers in the oven for a while after I painted them.
Does this pizza taste a little funny to you? NOPE

GEEEEEEEEZZZZ, GUYS!  You all are gonna stay in trouble if you don't ask first!

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Naw, Miki, you know its easier to get forgiveness than permission!

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Yipes, I can relate to the bath-tub. I have cleaned/soaked/de-antifreezed the carpet from her side of the car when the heater core went on the fritz and her feet got a nasty red rash on them. She understood, but still made me use thoes scrubbing bubbles to get it clean. I need to clean the trim on the inside soon. I'll wait till she goes shopping.

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Never!! Clean up vomit with her vacuum cleaner. Especially when its 2 weeks before she uses it again, in the summer when the temp has been around 90 degrees every day................ Oh and if you do, don't store the vac in a small closet for that period of time.

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Now that's downright gross.

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Corvettes and women are the same...You want to make love to them but they keep breaking down.

Ohhh that reminds me, I need to bury those two dead guinea pigs in my freezer now that the ground is thawed out. Thanks guys

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[QUOTE=ebo]Ohhh that reminds me, I need to bury those two dead guinea pigs in my freezer now that the ground is thawed out. Thanks guys [/QUOTE]

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Probably some dead cows, pigs and chickens too.

Using a pillow from the living room couch to rest your head while lying on the dirty garage floor can get you in deep trouble too.   Especially if you're changing the oil...