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7/27/07 9:24pm - Original Message: 'A Joke for us Ladies.....'
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Irving, TX - USA

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#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.

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A 64-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was struck and killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"


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God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
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7/28/07 12:20am - Reply: 'A Joke for us Ladies.....'
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Valley Springs, CA - USA

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1978 metalic rootbeer/gold,275hp, 350ci/th350

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LOL That was a funny joke. Aint it the truth.Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing

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7/28/07 6:04pm - Reply: 'A Joke for us Ladies.....'
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North Charleston, SC - USA

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1975 L48 AT AC T-top

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Now that's funny right thar...I don't care who you areRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing

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7/28/07 8:51pm - Reply: 'A Joke for us Ladies.....'
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Irving, TX - USA

Vette(s):
#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.

Joined: 8/21/2004
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.........it's for guy's too.......sorry.........I forgot to put that in there! Wink

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