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8/29/07 2:32pm - Original Message: 'The Mustard Story'
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Irving, TX - USA

Vette(s):
#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.

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 This story goes with the color of my car, so I HAD to post it......gross, but funny!

THE MUSTARD STORY

I Love Mustard. (This is a true story. If you have children you will probably relate to this father).


As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a
fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.

The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.

"Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was
reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

I love mustard.

I had no napkin.

I licked it off.

It was not mustard.

No man ever put a baby down faster.  It as the first and only time I
have sprinted with my tongue protruding out. With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.

Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, "Now you know why they call that fancy mustard 'Poupon.'"

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8/29/07 2:36pm - Reply: 'The Mustard Story'
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Yuck.....that is sick!!   Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing

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8/29/07 7:26pm - Reply: 'The Mustard Story'
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Indianapolis, IN - USA

Vette(s):
Silver 1974 Convertible - L82 4 speed Low miles (was only 8,900 when I bought it in March 2006) - Now 42K miles. Original owner bought it as an investment for son's college expenses. 2008 Jetstream Blue Convertible - DAILY DRIVER!!

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Only you Micki, only you  Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing

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8/29/07 7:59pm - Reply: 'The Mustard Story'
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Victor, NY - USA

Vette(s):
2004 Commemorative Edition Coupe, Auto w/HUD. 13K miles in 2015. Sold 1982 Red Coupe

Joined: 7/12/2004
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Very cute.
I did have to change a diaper or two when the wife was out of the house, but luckily, I was never left with the grandkids when they were pooping musturd.


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8/29/07 8:00pm - Reply: 'The Mustard Story'
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Wichita, KS - USA

Vette(s):
2005 Daytona Sunset Orange Coupe ----------- Sold 1974 T-top, 4 spd to BillKS

Joined: 11/10/2003
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Ya just ruined my supper, Micki!!  DeadRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing

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8/30/07 8:50pm - Reply: 'The Mustard Story'
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Valley Springs, CA - USA

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1978,Metalic Money Green W/Gold emblems,TH350 w/gear splitter,black & grey interior.1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold ,Doeskin interior,auto. trans. 1981, Silver w/mirrored T-Tops,4 spd, charcoal interior.

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Wooooops, hold the mustard thanks. LOL Clap

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