• What was the most popular color Vette at the gathering?
• How many times in one gathering can the same car die?
• How long will ice cubes stay attached to a frozen beer bottle in 80 degree heat?
• How many "seconds" does it take to swap out HEI coils?
• How many "Police" encounters did the 09 gathering have?
• How many "Bad Lucks" can the same person have at one gathering?
• How many gatherings have had police escorts to the photo shoot?
• Is it possible for Fire ants to live in a pot hole on I-95?
• How many minutes does it take a person to realize one hundred fire ants are in their pants?
• Is it right for a trooper to walk up to dead Corvette on I-95 and say "Ya Wanna Race"
• Or offer you $50.00 for your broken down ride right on the spot?
• What are chances for a "phantom" C3 to enter a 4 lane express way and find himself in the middle of our pack of C3's
• What would be the color of that   car?
• Is it possible to loose a dental "Bridge" while eating double fudge brownie ice cream and not swallow it?
• If a Chevy dealer is open until 11am on a Sat in a resort area, and you call them at 9am, what would the price be to remove and replace a 1979 350 distributor if you brought the parts with you?
• How do you check the timing on a vette when the battery needed to run the timeing light is behind the seat?
• How many curse words can retirement condo "Blue Hairs" scream in 15 seconds when Corvettes go In an "Out" driveway in a "Upscale" sea village?
• If the "Lone Ranger" was to buy a member a "Mascot" what would that "Mascot" be?
• And last one for now.....what is the first requirement you must have to become a "Marine"

Dang you should have been there     

• Does ripping your shorts on the way home count as "adding insult to injury"?
• When a Catalytic Converter rattles, does the rattle come from inside or outside?
• How many pounds does a Craftsman travel tool box (with tools) weigh?
• Is it a good idea to carry a timing light?
• How much hot water do you have to add to Equinox coffee to make it drinkable?
• How long can you keep Best Western coffee in your system?
• If a radiator cap is loose, how much fluid will burst out after it warms up?
• If a white C4 is traveling north at 70 miles per hour and turns left, what are the chances that the red C6 will know where he turned?
• If you're leading a pack of 12 Vettes and you turn right when you should have turned left, what's the easiest way to get them all to turn around without causing a 12 Vette pile up?
• If your ATM card won't swipe, how do you get cash?
• If you can't reach the guy that made the plans, how do you know what the plans are?
• If only half of the "group" makes it to the "group photo" is it still a "group photo"?
• How many cars traveling in the right lane of a 3 lane highway will move into the center lane when approaching disabled vehicles in the right shoulder?
• If you're a state trooper, is it proper etiquette to spit tobacco while you're helping a stranded motorist?
• Which is longer, the walk from your room to the lobby, or the walk from the lobby to the diner?
• What time does Old Mystic Village shops open on a Sunday?
• What time does Downtown Mystic close?
• How fast can 10 pizzas be cooked and served?
• How old was the pizza girl?
  
• What is the relationship between said pizza girl and the owner?
• If two people from the same group call a restaurant to tell them we're coming, does it count as one reservation or two?
• How fast can Jim eat a lobster?
• Is it gross to eat the green stuff in a lobster?
• If your Vette's wiper door doesn't open while it is raining, what is plan B?
• If you buy parts with a core charge at one Autozone, can you return the core to another?
• If you're in Wyoming how far are you from Mystic?
• If you want to get from the gas station to the Subway, do you have to get back on the main road?
• If a woman is by herself with a Vette with it's hood up in a parking lot, how many offers for help will she get?  Are the offer(s) from males or females?
• If you need to turn around in the parking lot of a private condo, how many obscenities will be screamed at you in 30 seconds?
• If you stop in a yellow zone, how fast will you get a ticket?
• Does it make more sense to park at the lighthouse or a parking lot?
• If your son goes to the bathroom at a crowded ice cream farm, should he tell you first?
• If you hold a foam hand out the window on the highway, how hard will it be to keep it from flying out of your hand?

• how long is leftover pizza good for?
• how fast can a "Fire" truck make pizza?
• does a Wi-Fi router really work if no cables are plugged into it?
• how many plugs can legaly be plugged into one outlet in a hotel room?
• will a car tralers ramps work for a drive on car lift?
• Whats better party music, Jimmy Buffett or ZZ top?
• If you make a sassy Texan female get up early for no reason should you run?
• How many people can go to dinner in a blue bus.
• If this bus has two back seats how many back seat drivers do you have when you get lost on the way back to hotel...while using your GPS......burp.....

• If you call AAA for a tow, while explaining to the operator that you're in the car of a man that isn't your husband and the operator asks for your destination, do you tell her it is a hotel?