“You’re hot – I need to sleep with you!”

“I’ve never seen them that big!”

“Are you just going to put your mouth on it and suck it?”

“Are you going to eat that or just play with it?”

“I was wondering if I was even going to get a piece”

“Did you get any at all?”

“Jick and Dill went to get some ice cream”

“Wrap with care, save the polar bear”

“If you’re gonna use it, it better be a big one”

“If you want to do it again, you’d better bring your own stick”

“Somebody’s gonna grease the vine”

“Your right hand’s gonna be busy down here”

“What’s your rear end”

“I don’t like the bulge in my pocket”

“I heard you gave the bulge in your pocket to your wife”

“Don’t forget, your nose is green”

and the best of them all,

“That’s how I got the grease out of my rear end!”