As promised, a little late, but here it is.  Please note, all of these things were actually said during the gathering (one shortly afterwards).  I did not include names for these quotes (as requested by at least one of those quoted), so you'll have to use your imagination, as you will will what was actually meant with these.

“Can I do anything for you” – “Yeah-pull my pants up!”

“I can’t sit on something wood”

“What did they blow?”

“I started Hooking because of the winter”

“Now I’m fixed”

“Watch out – my butt’s wet”

“Do you have more cheese in your pocket?”

“I can do a dog”

“I couldn’t blow hard enough – I blew and blew and blew”

“You wanna look at mine?”

“At least you didn’t lick it”

“The first time he did it, we were at a Kindergarten graduation!”

“I might be able to hook it”

“I can’t blow that – is that the big long thing?”

“I had it on the shaft, but I couldn’t put enough pressure on it”

“Is Marshall around here with that frickin’ notepad?”

“Those are some nice cookies you’ve got!”

“Apparently, he doesn’t know how to screw”

“Mine’s a pump”

“He’s my kind of man – he went quick”

“I’m not going down until I have to”

“I’m not touching it – get away from my stuff”

“the underwear was too small – there wasn’t even room for a fort”

“It felt firmer and more solid than it did last night”

“Well, that’s better than between Larry’s legs, that’s for sure”

“She was over here telling me how ready she was”

“Don’t throw your wiener at me again!”

“Your wiener’s on life support”

“My thing won’t come out!”

“Hold my pickle – you’re havin’ it MY way”

“That’s the biggest thing I’ve blown in a while”

“Whaddya think?  Topless on the way home?”

“Instead of hitting it with a stick, why don’t you blow on it?”

“I was ready, I just forgot my stick”

“I really had to pull down to get it to go”

There you go.  A little shorter than in the past, but still fun nonetheless...

You forgot a few.....

• "Will you make fun of me if I order an Appletini?"
• "He's guna make fun of you anyway,.....go ahead!"

ebo

Sure was a whole bunch of blowing going on.

Rich

Whaddya expect, Rich....lottsa HOT air in the group....
Tanx, Marshall.

[QUOTE=ebo]

You forgot a few.....

• "Will you make fun of me if I order an Appletini?"
• "He's guna make fun of you anyway,.....go ahead!"

ebo

[/QUOTE] That's why YOU'RE ebo.  I was tryin to be nice!

Ahhhh....but there are only a select few that know where that came from.... Beside if I could snap my fingers right now and be back in Effingham...I'd drink one or two meself....that was one hell of a gathering. Wow!

that's some funny stuff right there!
thanks for the list and the laughs!

[QUOTE=ebo]Ahhhh....but there are only a select few that know where that came from.... Beside if I could snap my fingers right now and be back in Effingham...I'd drink one or two meself....that was one hell of a gathering. Wow! [/QUOTE]