2012 Gathering Quote List

Posted: 5/23/12 5:45pm Message 1 of 7

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manget1

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Indianapolis, IN - USA

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Vette(s): Silver 1974 Convertible - L82 4 speed Low miles (was only 8,900 when I bought it in March 2006) - Now 54K miles. Original owner bought it as an investment for son's college expenses. 2008 Jetstream Blue Convertible

Here it is, the much anticipated quote list. If you have a sense of humor and understand how things can be taken out of context, you're in the right place. If you're offended easily, leave now.

"Some things have to be soft to be good"

"I got a place you can put it"

"His thing isn't working"

"We'll eat your piece"

"Once they smell you, they'll leave you alone"

"They'll smell you at inappropriate times"

"I got a hand massage while driving today"

"Who got my hot brown over here?"

"Do you want my nuts?"

Multiple quites in a set

"So he and I are a couple?"

"Did you come together?"

"Yes"

"That makes you a couple"

"When I pulled it out, everybody immediately knew what it was"

"Maybe you'd better use your toungue"

"When we get back to the hotel, I'll show you how to shag"

"I'll give it to you for free"

"You called me, but my hands were busy"

"I'm sorry, I'm not wearing any pants"

"We talked about going somewhere last night and getting some"

*** "I'd like to take a leak on your seats" ***

The best thing about this list is taking things out of context, but this one needs explained. Someone was asking me about my new seats and stumbled over words that were meant to say "I'd like to take a look at your seats"

"That's where my underwear is"

"That's the second p that's come out"

"There's some big ones up there!"

"Are you just smelling your hands?"

"I'm not smelling your hands"

"Tops off to Savannah tomorrow?"

"I might try that this summer with a hoe"

"Who's the longest member?"

"Did you re-suck it?"

And, my friends, until next time, that's the list. Enjoy

I wanted a Corvette my whole life, but I never dreamed of all the wonderful people I would meet because of it!

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Posted: 5/23/12 7:36pm Message 2 of 7

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manget1 said:

*** "I'd like to take a leak on your seats" ***

The best thing about this list is taking things out of context, but this one needs explained. Someone was asking me about my new seats and stumbled over words that were meant to say "I'd like to take a look at your seats"

Yeah..right...I believe ya....

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Posted: 5/24/12 2:29am Message 3 of 7

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Greer, SC - USA

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Vette(s): 1978 Black with Viking mural painted under hood AM/FM/CB radio, T-top and a 2013 Cyber Gray Grand Sport Coupe, 2LT for my daily driver

Thanks Marshall. But rememberthis, I will never leak on your seats!

Warning: The surgeon general has declared that it is NOT unhealthy to smoke your competition AND I just discovered that my corvette is a hybred. It burns gas and rubber!