Topic: 6th grade science question
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,
"Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
"You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going
to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then
fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body
part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open, then she said to those around
her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
"The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil
of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and
continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say
to you:
One, you have a dirty mind,
Two, you didn't read your homework, and
Three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed
"Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
"You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going
to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then
fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body
part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open, then she said to those around
her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
"The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil
of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and
continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say
to you:
One, you have a dirty mind,
Two, you didn't read your homework, and
Three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed
I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas... 
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