A Cajun Walks Into a Bar…

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A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then he’ll open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.”

The crowd murmurs their approval. The man stands up on the bar, drops his trousers and places his Johnson and related parts in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator closes his mouth as the crowd gasps.

After a minute, the man grabs a beer bottle and smacks the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opens his mouth and the man removes his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheers, and the first of his free drinks is delivered.

The man stands up again and makes another offer. “I’ll pay $100 to anyone else who’s willing to give it a try.”

A hush falls over the crowd. After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly stands up. “I’ll try it. Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle.”

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