A retired man went into a job center in Denver,

And he saw a jobs opening card advertising for a

Gynecologist's Assistant.  Interested, he went

In and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read, "The job

Entails getting young ladies ready for the Gynecologist.

You have to help the women out of their underwear,

Lay them down and carefully wash their private regions,

Then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair,

Then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the

Gynecologist's examination.  The annual salary is

$85,000...and it appears that you'll have to go to

Billings, Montana".

"Good grief.  Is that where the job is?"

"No sir.  That's where the end of the line is right now!"