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Adult Reading

Posted: 4/15/09 5:05pm Message 1 of 1
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Once  upon a time there lived a king. 
The king had a  beautiful daughter, 

the  PRINCESS. 

But there was a problem.  Everything the princess touched would  melt. 


No matter  what; 



metal, 



wood, 



stone, 



anything she  touched would melt. 



Because of this,  men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry  her. 


The king despaired. What could he  do to help his daughter? 



He consulted his  wizards and magicians. One wizard told the  king, 


'If your daughter touches one  thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be  cured.' 




The king was  overjoyed and came up with a plan. 


The  next day, he held a competition. Any man that could  bring his daughter an object that would not melt would  marry her and inherit the king's  wealth. 

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE  CHALLENGE. 

The first brought a sword of the  finest steel. 





But  alas, when the princess touched it, it  melted. 
The prince went away  sadly 





The  second prince brought  diamonds. 






He  thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world  and would not melt. 
But alas, 
once the  princess touched them, they melted. 


He  too was sent away  disappointed. 




The  third prince approached. He told the  princess, 
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel  what is in there.' 

The princess did as she  was told, though she turned  red 






She  felt something hard. She held it in her  hand. 


And it did not  melt!!! 



The  king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was  overjoyed.



And  the third prince married the princess and they both  lived happily ever  after. 





Question:  What was in the prince's  pants? 
(Scroll  down for the answer) 











M&M's of  course. 


They  melt in your mouth, not in your  hand. 
What  were you thinking?? 

 

 

 




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