My Resimay

To hoom it Mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. 

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. 

I no my spelling is not too good.

My salerery is open, I kin startemeditely. 

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny 

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short   

I sent a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...

Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you on Monday !!!!