A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought

and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores

than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."