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Another Blonde Joke

Posted: 10/7/08 11:02am Message 1 of 4
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A blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.

She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

 

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde declared, 'Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!'

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?

 

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

 

As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.

 

Nearby were 7 more dead alligators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.

 

Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,

'S H I T !........ THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!'

 




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Another Blonde Joke

Posted: 10/7/08 6:19pm Message 2 of 4
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Where do you guys keep coming up with these!  You're cracking me up!
 
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Another Blonde Joke

Posted: 10/7/08 11:07pm Message 3 of 4
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Good one Micki, I wasnt expecting that one to end that way... Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


Another Blonde Joke

Posted: 10/8/08 5:52pm Message 4 of 4
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Micki..............very good..............you snuck in the S word.......very cool!Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


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