On their 38th anniversary the husband took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 38 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

His wife is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 20 year old blonde, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.