A 67-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests 
         come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jimmy, 
         everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and 
         emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
 
         Jimmy replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor 
         eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle 
         of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light 
         goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'
 
         'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
         A little later in the day, the doctor calls Jimmy's wife.
 
          'Lynn,' he says, 'Jimmy is doing fine but I had to call 
         you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it 
         true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, 
         the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, 
         *poof*! the light goes off?' 
 
         'OH MY GOD!' Lynn exclaims.  'He's peeing in the fridge 
         again!!!!'    
      

You ALWAYS get me on these jokes! Good one, Larry! 

Larry, I really missed your humor................I'm trying to catch up!