HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: PPOPPPPPppppppPPPPOLITICALLY CPPPPORRECT   1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"... She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN"   2. She is not "EASY"...She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSABLE."   3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND"...She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY."   4. She has not "BEEN AROUND"...She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."   5. She does not "NAG" you...She becmes "VERBALLY REPETATIVE."   6. She is not a "TWO- BIT HOOKER"...She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."           HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:BE                   1. He does not have a "BEER GUT"...He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."   2. He is not a "BAD DANCER"...He is "OVERLY CAUCASION."   3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME"...He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."   4. He is not "BALDING"...He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."   5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS"...He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."   6. It's not "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants... It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."