invited him to have a seat while   she prepared tea.   As he sat facing her old Hammond  organ,   The young minister   Noticed a cute glass bowl Sitting  on top of it.   The bowl was filled   With water, and in the water Floated,  of all things, a condom!   When she returned   With tea and scones, They began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his  curiosity About the bowl of water and its  strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he  could no longer resist.   'M iss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me   about this?'   Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied,  'Isn't it wonderful?   I was walking through  The Park a few months ago And I found this little package On  the ground.   The directions said   To place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that it would prevent  the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu  All winter.'