Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic: Cost - $29.99 Clinton: Cost - $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.

 
Well...it IS true!
Reminds me of a paper I wrote in high skool for Engrish. Pissed the teacher off something awful. Sent me to the Dean's office. Dean read the paper, laffed his ass off, and then admonished me to not do it again. He then FRAMED the paper and hung it on his office wall.....
btw..the paper was JUST to check for proper grammar, punctuation, sentence structure, etc.....we were told it could be on ANY subject we wanted....content wasn't important....just the mechanics. One should NEVER give me that kind of latitude.....