Bottle of Wine

A man asked the waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, �This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,� indicating the sender with a nod of his head.

The woman stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man. Then she got out a pad and wrote the man a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read, �For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and seven inches in your pants.�

After reading the note, the man composed a note in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. His note read, �Just to let you know things aren�t always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and a 10,000-acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over $20 million in my bank account and portfolio. But not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.

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