Fresh from her shower, the wife stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds," he tells her.

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?' she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replies. She stopped and asked, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a  straw.

Now that's funny!

good stuff!!