A hot, young gold digger went to Las Vegas in the hopes of hooking up with a rich guy to marry.  While in a casino she spies an older gentleman, at least 90 years old that is really throwing money around the tables.  He's wearing a 10-gallon hat, so he must be a Texan, filthy rich from oil money.

She figures if she can hook him and marry him, he's never survive the wedding night and she'll inherit all he has.  She sidles up to him, and sure enough, the old guy takes a liking to her.

After a couple of days of playing cat and mouse, and his spending tons of money courting her, he pops the question and she readily agrees.  They go have a traditional Las Vegas wedding and head to the hotel.

Her rich husband goes into the bathroom of the honeymoon suite, and she changes into her sexiest, most revealing negligee and waits on the bed for him.

"I'll turn him inside out and he won't survive the night", she tells herself.  "He'll have a heart attack for sure with what I'll do to him!"

Then the old geezer comes out of the bathroom, wearing nothing but ear plugs, nose plugs, track shoes and a condom.

"What is all that for?" the new bride asks.

He new husband replies, "If there's anything I can't stand, it's no traction, the sound of a screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber!"

Oh Man.............that's quite a turn for her........very good!