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Business is Business

Posted: 9/26/11 9:29am Message 1 of 3
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 "Business is Business"

 

 

 

A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish to buy black bras, size 38.

The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 bras.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jew's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"

The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."

  

 

 "Business is Business"

 



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Re: Business is Business

Posted: 9/27/11 7:49pm Message 2 of 3
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Posted: 9/27/11 8:44pm Message 3 of 3
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