Topic: BUSINESS PROPOSITION
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Bobby wanted desperately to have sex
with this really cute, really hot girl in his office...
But she was dating someone else.
One day Bobby got so frustrated that
he went to her and said I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Bobby said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll
throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard,
she managed to reply, 'The bastage had all quarters!'
Management lesson:
ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSITION
IN ITS ENTIRETY BEFORE AGREEING TO IT AND GETTING SCREWED.
with this really cute, really hot girl in his office...
But she was dating someone else.
One day Bobby got so frustrated that
he went to her and said I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Bobby said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll
throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard,
she managed to reply, 'The bastage had all quarters!'
Management lesson:
ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSITION
IN ITS ENTIRETY BEFORE AGREEING TO IT AND GETTING SCREWED.
Joel Adams
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Great..... of course, if I tried something like that at my age, I'd have to use dimes
instead of quarters. 
Larry
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Duncanville, TX - USA
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Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight"
#2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto
Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
Imma tinkin pennies would be best....
Joel Adams
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You guys are always coming up with something new to get me!
Barry
[QUOTE=Dejablu]Great..... of course, if I tried something like that at my age, I'd have to use dimes
You say that like it's a BAD thing.
Mike
instead of quarters.
Larry
[/QUOTE]You say that like it's a BAD thing.
Mike
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Very ingenuis..............he must have went far.......into...... the business world..........
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