“I couldn’t pass up the sausage for old time’s sake”

“It’s got to get shorter sometime”

“She rolls up like a burrito”

“Are we going to go topless today?”

“We can’t put the top down when we’re loaded”

“I gotta play with it just like I do everything”

“Here’s how you get a nut”

“You can’t get pregnant watching squirrels”

“Chinese Fig Plucker”

“It’s her 3^rd time today,”  “Wow, she’ll have to give us lessons”

“I’m gonna poke her and see if I get poked back”

“She’s right here – she’s working on my zipper”

“This one night, I was working with patience with one finger and it got long”

“Is that long for what you’re used to?”

“Are you stiff?”

“There were tennis balls on the tips”

“Mine just lay there”

“Why doesn’t he just lick them – it works on me”

“Once you turn it off, it doesn’t go back on”

“I think you’re bra’s loose, it rubs every time you turn”

“I got a custom made bra just like yours, Butch”

“It’s rubbing the bra,”  “I’ve done that before”

“You put your finger in, then pull it out”

“Is there a lot of play in your clutch?”

“If I do that I’ll be staring at the ceiling all night”

“My sisters don’t put their fingers in their mouths”

“Is it one ball or two?”

“Did you get any?”

 “I didn’t want that – it’s too big”

“I don’t have my stick, Patty has my stick”

“Are you nutless?”

“Come on baby, go down”

“You gotta push it in hard”

“You come in and get your jugs filled”

“Look where your sex is,”  “I did, and there was soot there.”

“I see your sex now”

“Not mine – mine’s on vibrate”

“Oh, I found toys!”

“She’s the only one who found the tongue on the turtle”

“I got sex from you”

“Are you counting my sex?”

“Look at the length of that thing!”

“It always goes back to licking”

“Everything’s getting smaller now”