Topic: Cadillac STS-V
in Forum: Anything Goes
Already a Member?
Click Here to Login
Not yet a Member?
Click Here to Register for Free!
Lifetime MemberModerator
Duncanville, TX - USA
Joined: 11/8/2003
Posts: 20214
Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/
Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight"
#2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto
Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
A man and his wife were driving through the country side coast to coast.
Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next service
station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a gas station and
pulls over to the pump.
"What can I do for ya'll?" asks the attendant. "Fill 'her up," replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down.
"What kind of car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before." "Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy is a latest Cadillac STS-V"
"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant.
"Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, Navigation system, DVD/CD/MP3/AM/FM with 400 watts per channel, 18 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a Super charged V8 engine with like 500 hp."
"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"
"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.
"That'll be $80.17," says the attendant. The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off four $20 bills. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees.
"What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.
"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the motorist.
"Wow," says the attendant, "those Cadillac people think of everything!"
"What can I do for ya'll?" asks the attendant. "Fill 'her up," replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down.
"What kind of car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before." "Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy is a latest Cadillac STS-V"
"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant.
"Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, Navigation system, DVD/CD/MP3/AM/FM with 400 watts per channel, 18 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a Super charged V8 engine with like 500 hp."
"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"
"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.
"That'll be $80.17," says the attendant. The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off four $20 bills. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees.
"What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.
"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the motorist.
"Wow," says the attendant, "those Cadillac people think of everything!"
Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56 
My Link 
(click for Texas-sized view!) NCRS
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"
SPONSOR AD:: (Our Sponsors help support C3VR)
I'm speechless!
Barry
Sounds like a good idea, I may have to get some of those for my Corvette.... 
Larry
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
2011111017209r.jpg)
Oh man................good one!
corvette440hp
in Forum: Anything Goes
SPONSOR AD: (Our Sponsors help support C3VR)