Can Only Happen in California!

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While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree." the other man replied. "You've got to be kidding me." said the first man. The man hugging the tree answered; "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the first man replies, "Well, OK..." So he goes up and wraps his arms around the tree and then presses his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slaps a pair of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewlry, car keys, and then strips him naked and leaves. Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this stark-naked guy handcuffed to the tree and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" The stark-naked guy tells the nature lover the whole terrible story about how he got there. When the stark-naked guy finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently on the neck and said, "This ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..." corvette440hp2008-04-12 17:49:27