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Caught in the Act!

Posted: 12/14/08 6:24pm Message 1 of 4
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Flanders, NJ - USA
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Vette(s): 1982 Black, ZZ4, Hooker Side Pipes, 3.55 Rear, Rebuilt & upgraded 700R4, All new suspension, brakes, & new Charcoal interior.
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
Midnight. While en route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabbie agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.  The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I
Inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Rams tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'  

The cabbie replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.



 

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Caught in the Act!

Posted: 12/14/08 6:48pm Message 2 of 4
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Dave.......I hate when that happens....what would you do???


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Caught in the Act!

Posted: 12/14/08 11:58pm Message 3 of 4
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I'd take the Corvette for a ride to my lake house and go out on my cabin cruiser. Cool


 

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Caught in the Act!

Posted: 12/15/08 1:36pm Message 4 of 4
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[QUOTE=DaveM]I'd take the Corvette for a ride to my lake house and go out on my cabin cruiser. Cool[/QUOTE]
 
Sure Would. And I would have a DA mn fine time enjoyin it.



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