CHICKEN FARMER

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.
 
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
 
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, and
 I'm celebrating."
 
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
 
"What a coincidence!" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer
 asked, "What are you celebrating?"
 
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
 gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
 
"What a coincidence," says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all
 my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
 
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
 
"I used a different c#&k," he replied.
 
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence. .