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Topic: Chinese sick leave

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Chinese sick leave

Posted: 9/17/09 4:04pm Message 1 of 4
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longhorn294
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Chinese SICK LEAVE

 

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work

today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs

hurt, I no come work.'

 

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really

need you today... When I feel sick like you do, I go to my

wife and tell her to give me a blow job. That makes everything

better and I go to work... You try that.'

 

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you

say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got

nice house'




   I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas...

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Chinese sick leave

Posted: 9/18/09 5:06am Message 2 of 4
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Shocked dohRolling On The Floor Laughing

And Hung Chow's boss says..."Me so STOOPID!!!"Angry



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Chinese sick leave

Posted: 9/19/09 9:50pm Message 3 of 4
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Is that another health benefit from his employer???  Wink  Rolling On The Floor Laughing
 
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Re: Chinese sick leave

Posted: 9/25/11 12:29pm Message 4 of 4
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That hit really close to his home................doh............he just followed good advice!


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