The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.

 The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not

 to make any rash moves.

 The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists

 thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

 Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception,

 while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled,

 "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

 The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could

 see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and

 the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

 The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the

 matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were

 pissed off at the whole idea.

 Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists

 didn't have the heart to say no.

 In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes

 in Washington .