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Cure for Constipation

Posted: 7/9/09 7:07pm Message 1 of 2
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        If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
 
        "My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"
 
        If that doesn't scare the s hit out of you, then you are
 probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life. Ouch
 
        There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.

 




   I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas...

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Re: Cure for Constipation

Posted: 9/25/11 12:43pm Message 2 of 2
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So true.............we're all in the sh!tter................


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