Topic: Da Yooper Ya
in Forum: Anything Goes
'DA
FINKERS'
Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at da fish plant up nort in
Escanaba Michigan vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.He vent
to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky doctor
looked at Hans and said, 'Let's hafe da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do.
Hans said, 'I hafen't got da finkers.' 'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da
finkers?' the doctor asked. Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible
techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you
brink da finkers?' Hans responded: 'How da fock vas I supposed to pick dem
up?'

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