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What's a dilemma?
A student asked his English professor, “What is the definition of a dilemma?"
The professor responded, “Well, there's nothing better than an example to
illustrate the answer to that question."
"Just imagine that you're laying in a really big bed with a beautiful naked
young woman on one side of you, and a gay naked man on the other."
"Which one are you going to turn your back on..?"
A student asked his English professor, “What is the definition of a dilemma?"
The professor responded, “Well, there's nothing better than an example to
illustrate the answer to that question."
"Just imagine that you're laying in a really big bed with a beautiful naked
young woman on one side of you, and a gay naked man on the other."
"Which one are you going to turn your back on..?"
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Wow..........that's got me stumped..........Man
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That's easy....put the chick in the middle. The gay feller will get disgusted and leave....
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