Topic: Dental Visit
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I went to the dentist for a tooth ache and the first thing he pulls out a long syringe to give me a shot to numb the pain.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles" I said.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles" I said.
The dentist started to hook up the nitrous oxide system and I objected. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"
The dentist then asks me if I had any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," I said "'I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's two Viagra."
I said, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
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