Topic: Do you know why FARTS smell so bad?
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A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
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Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? [/QUOTE]
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
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Yes, I have known quite a few that have
I wanted a Corvette my whole life, but I never dreamed of all the wonderful people I would meet because of it!
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Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
Man, I resemble that.............
Man, I resemble that.............
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What I love, is the elevator door opens, I get on, gasping for breath because someone else dropped an ATOMIC 
BOMB. On the next floor a 
BABE enters.........giving you the knowing eye thinking (you 
crud.......you did it). I then politely tell her "it was there when I got on". Of course she doesn't believe me........go figure!!!!! 
corvette440hp
[QUOTE=kstyer]It's not the words that bring a tear to the eye, it's the smell![/QUOTE]Does that make you a FART SMELLER OR a 
SMART FELLER??? corvette440hp 2008-04-10 18:47:52
SMELLER OR a SMART FELLER???
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