Topic: Don’t Trust a Talking Dog
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The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. “You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says “So what’s your story?”
“Well,” the Lab says, “I learned how to talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to serve my country, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, chasing tennis balls and getting my ears scratched because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years—but that’s 56 in dog years and the jetting around really tired me out. I knew I wasn’t getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. Then I got a mate, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. “Ten dollars,” the guy says.
“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a bullshitter,” the old guy says. “He’s never been out of the yard.”
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
in Forum: Anything Goes
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