Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was
missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick
up a hinge.

Mary agreed to  go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish
serving a customer,
her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.  When the manager was
finished, Mary asked  him,
How much is  that faucet?"
The manager  replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness,  that's an expensive faucet -- certainly
out of my price range.."

 She then  proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to get.
The  manager said that he had them in stock and went into the
storeroom to get  one.

From the  storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for
your  hinge?"
Mary shouted  back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
This is why you  can't send a woman to Home Depot!