Topic: Drinking with a Texas Girl
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar..
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same
one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into
the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.. He says,
'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she says, 'In Texas we have so many illegal aliens
that we don't have to
drink with the same ones
twice.'
' God Bless Texas '
' God Bless Texas '
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And GOD bless that Texas gal!
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