Topic: Everything's Bigger in Texas
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A green horned northerner went down to Texas on vacation. One evening he decided to go for a drink at his hotel's bar. Swinging a leg over the stool he calls out, "Barkeep, I'd like a beer."
The barkeep asks, "You want a Texas size beer?"
Without hesitation the northerner answers, "Yep! I want it Texas sized."
The barkeep goes to get the beer and brings back a barrel of beer. The northerner looks in surprise at the size of his beer. "Well, if I'm going to drink all this I better get some popcorn."
"Texas size?" The barkeep ask.
Nodding the northerner says, "Yep! Texas size."
The barkeep leaves and brings back a bushel basket of popcorn and puts it beside the northerner. A long time later the barrel of beer is almost empty and the popcorn gone. The northerner sees the barkeep and motioning him over slurs out, "Where's the bathroom?"
The barkeep points down a hallway. "Just go down that hall and take the first door on the left."
The Northerner stumbles and staggers down the hall but instead of taking the first door on the left he takes the first door on the right. He goes into the dark room looking for a light switch and falls into the hotel swimming pool.
"HELP! HELP!" He cries out. The barkeep runs into the room and turns on the light.
The northerner in a panic cries out. "Don't flush it! Don't flush it!"
The barkeep asks, "You want a Texas size beer?"
Without hesitation the northerner answers, "Yep! I want it Texas sized."
The barkeep goes to get the beer and brings back a barrel of beer. The northerner looks in surprise at the size of his beer. "Well, if I'm going to drink all this I better get some popcorn."
"Texas size?" The barkeep ask.
Nodding the northerner says, "Yep! Texas size."
The barkeep leaves and brings back a bushel basket of popcorn and puts it beside the northerner. A long time later the barrel of beer is almost empty and the popcorn gone. The northerner sees the barkeep and motioning him over slurs out, "Where's the bathroom?"
The barkeep points down a hallway. "Just go down that hall and take the first door on the left."
The Northerner stumbles and staggers down the hall but instead of taking the first door on the left he takes the first door on the right. He goes into the dark room looking for a light switch and falls into the hotel swimming pool.
"HELP! HELP!" He cries out. The barkeep runs into the room and turns on the light.
The northerner in a panic cries out. "Don't flush it! Don't flush it!"
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I remember that feller...spilled beer AND popcern all over the dang floor, too...slob.
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