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First Christmas Joke for 2008

Posted: 11/14/08 10:19am Message 1 of 4
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 First Christmas Joke

Three  men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at  the pearly
gates.

'In honor of this holy season'  Saint Peter said,  'You must each possess
something  that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The  first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a  lighter. He
flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he  said.

'You may pass through the pearly  gates' Saint Peter said.

The  second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of  keys. He
shook them and said, 'They're  bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the  pearly gates'.

The third man started searching  desperately through his pockets and  
finally pulled  out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at  the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just  
what do those symbolize?'

The man  replied, 'These are Carols.'

And  So The Christmas Season Begins.......

 

 




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First Christmas Joke for 2008

Posted: 11/14/08 11:17am Message 2 of 4
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Actually, the First joke of the Christmas season happened Nov. 4th...


sorry....it just slipped out...


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Posted: 11/14/08 11:37am Message 3 of 4
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[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]Actually, the First joke of the Christmas season happened Nov. 4th...


sorry....it just slipped out... [/QUOTE] You're bad


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Posted: 11/14/08 4:49pm Message 4 of 4
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