Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid to fall and get hurt.  Instead they settle for apples that are from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when in reality they’re amazing.  They just have to wait for the right man to come along, The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men……Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and its up to women to stomp the SH!T out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.