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Frozen Skunk

Posted: 12/31/10 3:19pm Message 1 of 4
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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car.  There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.  It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death.  Can we take it with us, get it warm and let it go in the morning?”

“Okay,” he said.  “Get in the car with it.”

“Where shall I put it to get it warm?”

“Put it in between your legs,” he said.  “It’s nice and warm there.”


“But what about the smell?”

“Just hold its little nose.”

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she beat him with died at the scene.



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Posted: 12/31/10 3:24pm Message 2 of 4
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I wonder if he took her to the lake for a romantic walk on the shore and found a fish flopping around in the water!!!!!...now that would be a true smell there!!!
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Posted: 1/2/11 9:49pm Message 3 of 4
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Re: Frozen Skunk

Posted: 9/24/11 3:11pm Message 4 of 4
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The guy is lucky he lived.........................maybe...............man (now I'm smelling skunk)


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