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Posted: 3/23/14 7:04am Message 1 of 4

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corvette440hp

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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to
spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short
skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments
she uncrosses her legs ...... enough times that her husband finally asks,
"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot

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Posted: 3/24/14 9:55am Message 2 of 4

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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to
spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short
skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. She asks him, "Do you want some of this?", pointing downstairs.

He replies "Hell no...look what it did to yer underdrawers!"
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