Geezer Love

Two old men decide that, since they are close to their last days, they should have a last night on the town.  After a few drinks, they visit a local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two and whispers to her manager, “Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.  These two are so old and so drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on them.  They won’t know the difference.”

 
The manager does as he’s told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of business.

As they are walking home, the first man says, “You know, I think my girl was dead.  She never moved or made a sound all the time I was having sex with her.”

 
“Could be worse,” his friend says.  “I think mine was a witch.”

“A witch?  Why the hell would you say that?”

“I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite.  Then she farted, flew out the window and took my teeth with her.”