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Geography Lesson

Posted: 3/9/12 6:47pm Message 1 of 2
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Geography
Of a Woman


Between 18 & 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile & naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 & 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed & open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 & 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 & 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm & desirable place to visit.


Between 41 & 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious & all conquering past.

 

Between 51 & 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 & 70, a woman is like Canada,self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.



After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past & the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit & a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 & 80, a man is like Iran ,

Ruled by nuts.


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Re: Geography Lesson

Posted: 3/21/12 11:21am Message 2 of 2
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