Topic: Getting To Know You
in Forum: Anything Goes
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A skinny little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says gently, “Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 6 pounds of balls, Turner Brown.”
The little Irishman faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. “What’s wrong with you, little fellow?” the big guy asks.
In a weak voice the little guy says, ‘What did you say to me?’
The big dude says, “My size puts people off. I saw your curious look and I figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have a 20-inch penis. My testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
“Turner Brown?” the little Irishman says with relief. “Sweet Jesus! I thought you said, ‘Turn around!’”
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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That WOULD be a Shock!
Barry
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I would hate for him to be my cell mate..............YIKES!!!
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